Hereford Residents in Bromyard, Leominster, Hay-on-Wye, Ross-on-Wye, Monmouth, Abergavenny, Knighton, Crickhowell, Brecon, Builth Wells, Great Malvern and Elsewhere May Never Assemble Flatpack Furniture Again

Many Hereford residents have sworn off flatpack furniture assembling for good. They’ve given up struggling with confusing directions, puzzling parts, and pinched fingers.  Instead, they’re taking advantage of the most trusted and respected flatpack furniture assembly service in the UK, the Flat Pack Construction Company. Why do they choose FPCC for their furniture assembly needs?

Your first-class assembly service

One Fixed Price and Never a Call Out Charge

Most furniture assembly services charge their customers by the hour. That means if you get a slower than average assembler, you pay more for the same job than someone else did. That will never happen at FPCC. We tell you exactly how much your flatpack assembly will cost when you make your appointment. There are No Call Out Charges or Hidden Fees. What we say is what you pay, never more.

Experienced Assemblers Trained to Construct Any Model Flat pack Furniture

No matter which furniture you buy, the skilled assemblers at FPCC can do the job.  They’ll arrive at your home or office with the right tools and the knowledge to get the project done quickly and efficiently.  Only the most experienced assemblers with the highest quality training make our team.  When they come to your Hereford address, they are clean, screened, insured, and ready to go to work. We trust them enough to give you a Full 12 Month Guarantee on Workmanship, something other flatpack assemblers aren’t willing to do.

Choose An Appointment Time That Fits Your Schedule

We understand you’re schedule is hectic and there are only certain times you’re free. That’s why we have Appointments available 7 Days a Week including Evenings and Weekends. We strive to make having flat pack furniture assembled as convenient as possible for you.

We are Trained to Assembled all Models of Flat Pack Regardless of Retailer.

Whether your home or office is in Hereford, Didley, Leominster, Weobley, Kington, Hay-on-Wye, Bromyard, Ledbury, Ross-on-Wye, Monmouth, Abergavenny, Crickhowell, Ludlow, Knighton, Great Malvern, Talgarth, Presteigne, Builth Wells, Brecon or anywhere in Hereford,  you’ll discover that flatpack furniture assembly really is easy when you call FPCC, the most respected furniture assembling service in the UK.  It’s fast, affordable, and guaranteed. Next time you need a flatpack furniture assembler or Office Furniture Installer in Hereford, call FPCC. You’ll be so satisfied you’ll never try to assemble it yourself again.

Kallax replaces Expedit Bookcases.

Removal of the range is due to the introduction of a new range of much more robust and child friendly designs known as KALLAX which stands to replace the popular IKEA shelf range.

If anyone is affected by these developments and is considering hoarding a couple of units for nostalgic reasons we understand that the EXPEDIT ranges can ordered direct (for a limited time only)  from your local IKEA store or online. EXPEDIT items come supplied in a variety of different forms including Desks, TV Storage Units, Multiple dimensioned shelving units which can be used as room divisions as well as being favoured by avid book and vinyl collectors.

EXPEDIT Bookcases furniture assembly times can range from 20 mins – 2 hours depending on their complexity and we strongly advise that they are fitted with the wall anchoring anti-topple devices.

For all your IKEA furniture assembly requirements, whether it be for IKEA or any other retailer for that matter, your local, friendly and expert assemblers are ready and willing to assemble your flat packs throughout the U.K. So for a safe and reliable furniture assembly service, contact us for a free and no obligation quotation.

If you regularly like to purchase new films on DVD, then you could especially benefit from buying flatpack furniture in the form of a DVD storage rack. One reason why you could especially benefit from doing this is that you can have such flatpack furniture set up wonderfully easily and quickly thanks to a flat pack assembly services from The Flatpack Construction Company. Furthermore, once you have had a flatpack DVD storage rack set up, you could add more DVD’s to it by buying these acclaimed films that have recently been released on DVD.

12 Angry Men (1957)

It’s certainly worth turning to the assistance of flat pack assemblers from The Flatpack Construction Company if it means being able to keep safe a DVD copy of this classic! This courtroom thriller, Sidney Lumet’s directorial debut, stars Henry Fonda and is wonderfully tense and atmospheric. In fact, it is currently rated the eighth best film ever made by voters at the Internet Movie Database.

Having You (2013)

In this British comedy drama, Andrew Buchan plays Jack, who proposes to his long term girlfriend Camilla, played by Romola Garai, only to be confronted by a woman called Anna, played by Anna Friel, with whom he had a one night stand at a rock concert eight years previously. Jack is shocked when Anna reveals that, as a result of their liaison, he has fathered by her a son called Phoenix. This film is the directorial debut of Sam Hoare and you could find it a great reason to use a furniture assembly service from The Flat Pack Construction Company.

The Cutting Edge (1992)

This romantic sports drama sees figure skater Kate Moseley, played by Moira Kelly, in danger of having to give up her dream of competing in the Olympic Games due to her struggles to meet a partner who can cope with her prima-donna-ish attitude. However, she finds such a partner in the form of ice hockey star Doug Dorsey, played by D. B. Sweeney, with whom she experiences the increasing chance of love.

Mermaids (1990)

This romantic comedy stars Winona Ryder, Cher, Christina Ricci and Bob Hoskins and is set in the 1960s, when a teenage girl called Charlotte, played by Ryder, finds herself struggling to deal with her simultaneous but clearly conflicted desires for a young man who works at her local church and to become a nun. Cher plays Charlotte’s man-eating mother.

If you are set to purchase some flatpack furniture, you could also greatly benefit from spending money on a flat pack assembly service from us at The Flatpack Construction Company. This is because putting together flatpack furniture is not always as straightforward as manufacturers of such furniture often portray and so you could spare yourself much time and anguish by allowing our experienced flat pack assemblers to put together your flat pack furniture for you. Another reason why you should turn to our assemblers in particular is that your precise location in the UK does not have to be a barrier to you benefitting from any of our furniture assembly services.

Common problems related to location 

It is possible that, before reading this blog post, you had not previously considered drawing on flat pack assembly services like those on offer from The Flatpack Construction Company. If this is indeed the case, you might have been deterred from considering them due to fears that your location would be too obscure for such services to cover. Indeed, it appears that many providers of such services only cover London or rather limited areas elsewhere in the UK that do not include your own location. You might have been especially deterred if you live in a particularly remote part of the country which is not close to any major cities and does not even have many public transport links to such cities. Alternatively, you might live in Northern Ireland and so fear that the obvious water barrier between that country and the rest of the UK would effectively banish your option of drawing on a flat pack assembly service.

We can service anywhere in the UK, including Northern Ireland

However, any of these fears can be discarded when you turn to a flat pack assembly service from The Flatpack Construction Company. This is because where you live in the UK really does make no difference to whether you can use any of our services. It doesn’t matter whether you live in a typically commonly-served area like the capital London, another major city like Manchester or Birmingham, a medium-sized and relatively remote town like Ipswich or Middlesbrough or a small village that 95% of the population has never heard of and lies in the middle of several square miles of countryside. Our services offer many of the same benefits wherever you live in the UK.

The Swedish multi-national furniture company – IKEA claims to offer huge savings to the average cost of a family funeral with the introduction of a new plywood flat pack coffin. Their new self-assembly coffin arrives in 12 ‘ready to assemble’ components and can easily be assembled in ‘less than 1 hour’ by bereaving relatives.

‘I found it really helped to take my mind of matters’ said grieving Malcolm Baker, 25 (grandson of the deceased). ‘I felt tearful when I began opening the flat pack packaging and slowly started to work out what needed to be done. But once I got started, by the second hour I was shouting and swearing and kicking the tools around the living room. ‘When the coffin was eventually placed into the ground, it broke into pieces and our grandmother’s limbs fell out’

Other families welcome the massive financial saving that the flat pack coffin delivered. ‘We hoped to save money buying a casket for our grandfather because he wasn’t liked much by the family’ said Nellie Williams, 32 from Cardiff. ‘We made him build the flat pack himself before he died. It actually took him 2.5 days to assemble it. On reflection though, we think it may have been that what made him croak.

SATIRE – Original Posting by “www.NEWSBISCUIT.com”.