Due to popular demand and following decades in the centre of marital strife, IKEA is to produce and roll-out their first flatpack divorce kit.

An IKEA spokesman who was still trying to find aisle 512a commented, ‘the decree is the latest requisite in Lifestyle DIY’. The self assembly divorce kit will be placed conveniently near the checkouts where couples need it most and comes complete with incomprehensible diagrams, missing parts and the realisation that the thing you worked so hard to build together was actually a piece of rubbish that would fall apart in a few years time.

If proved to be successful, the retail giant hopes to expand into a range of divorce accessories including the UBSTARD, CSTY BTLE and the RBUND SHG

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